I will always have a particular fondness for good English teachers.
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Jingle Bells - As Sung By Mary Hatcher
Currently exploring a character. Her name is Mary Hatcher. Will be singing Christmas carols from her perspective for the next few weeks.
(via grahambo)
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Ernest Protasiewicz
Sometimes I Read Her Postcards While Processing Mail
There’s this one girl who gets a postcard every single day. Every now and then I read them. Here’s a transcription of the one she’ll receive today…
“(Cont. From Yesterday)…of my life. (My wedding day doesn’t count—I was too terrified that day to feel happiness.) Naming you ______ was a way of remembering and honoring her, of giving her another shot at a better life (at least in a symbolic way). Is it an accident of late that you have her face, her nose, her skin? You are a reincarnation of her, in a way. You are like her—smart and beautiful, but you are also getting to live out some of her dreams and fantasies: education, travel and living the big city life. I wish you could’ve known her. oooxxx”
Daly Dudes
I usually don’t like these obnoxious Facebook “suggestions.” But what makes this one particularly disconcerting is that Rollo Knight died this summer while cleaning his shotgun.
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